Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022

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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

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take it to heaven

to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.

Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.

by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010

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Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

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Selby Take

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.

Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.

by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019

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