Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis

I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher

by therealpinger May 18, 2025

top line

When someone thinks they have the final say, when truly they do not and they’re mistake you describe their decision as being “top line” rather than “bottom line”

Henry says : “ the bottom line is you’re tryna be me and both of us know it”

Favour says : “ that’s not the bottom line, it’s the top line”

by Chickenandchipsforbreakfast January 3, 2024

suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.

*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!

by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Top Rope

Devastation of your female or male opponent by slamming forceful entry from up above. Usually done from the top turn buckle.
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My room mate Mike was completely demolishing his prey last night with the TOP ROPE strategy.

by hutchparts919 November 21, 2023

thuffin top

The meat of the thigh on someoneone wearing thigh-high socks or stockings, where it appears the thigh is being squeezed out.

I love seeing chunky girls in thigh-highs, that thuffin top kills me

by royflannel June 14, 2017