Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 07, 2023
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.
Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 07, 2023
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you’re a sandwich

meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.
Chad: Is florida in LA?

Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!
by Saitrit November 04, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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castarlic sandwich

castarlic sandwich is a piece of garlic bread in between two cassava chips to create a flavour extravaganza.
i had a castarlic sandwich for lunch today it was scrumpdiddillyuptious.
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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
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