“Dad-I need the toilet
Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo
Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo
by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

by Unicornpoopyloves July 8, 2022

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff
by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021

by rstbrtbydtgfd shat March 21, 2022

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.
Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.
by Doctorate of the words March 22, 2011
