Pop-off

To recklessly interject your opinion into a situation you have no experience with. To offer unqualified opinions. Reckless action.

Folks want to pop-off and have opinions about what they think they would do. Johnny tried to pop-off medical advice to a real doctor.

by Dalkore January 22, 2016

Sack off

A new method off masturbation, generally employed by middle aged men who have got bored of the conventional method.
It simply involves rubbing ones "ball sack" until ejaculation. By acheiving orgasm through merely rubbing ones balls, you can be described as "sacking off" as opposed to the more usual "jacking off".
Clearly can be used in many tenses, and as a verb, noun and adjective;
I, he, she is going to sack off tonight.
I, he, she sacked off last night.
I, he, she had a really good sack off last night.
I, he, she is a total sacker offer.

"I'm going to go home, open a bud, put on MTV2 and have a good sack off to the Pussycat Dolls video".

"Stop talking shit, you sacker off"

"You're a real sack off"

"Last night was amazing, my girlfriend came round for the annual blowjob and steak day (March 20th - google it!!), but she surprised me at dinner by sticking her hands down my pants and giving me the most amazing sacking off"

by The Sacker Offer July 16, 2008

off the iron

Off the iron is a term referring to when a puck in ice hockey is shot and hits off the goal post, almost going in.

Eric Staal shoots the puck and oh! Off the iron! He was so close to getting a goal on that shot!" "He beet the goaltender but not the post!

by El Ligon October 19, 2010

Bosh-Off

The act of going 5 clear goals ahead of your mates at Pro Evo Soccer and therefore ending the game.

Migsy has been on the receiving end of many a "Bosh-Off"!

by Dave Matthews and Mark Thomas July 24, 2007

wii-off

1. A wii-off is when your super-cool friend brings her wii to your house and you have an epic gaming competition.

2. Archaic. A pissing contest.

Let's have a wii-off after work tonight!

by M Boogie January 19, 2008

hover off

taking a shit with your ass hovering off the seat. usually occurs in public restrooms when the seat has piss all over it.

dood i had to shit so bad at school the other day. i walked in the stall but if was covered in piss. i had to pull a fuckin hover off.

by andy1524 January 11, 2009

shit-off

Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"

If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost

by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007