Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.

"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."

by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016

Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com

I don't text, try Facebooking me next time

by me_again42594 August 22, 2010

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022