Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
I love Michael Behling!!!
by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 27, 2021
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
by cjakecole September 13, 2023
That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019
A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history
A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"
by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021