moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death

hey dude, thats my moms pearl necklace!

by jay7500 December 21, 2010

Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

soccer mom crisis

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

by Lavender12 July 14, 2015

Mom's private stash

Breast milk.

Baby's trying to get a squirt of mom's private stash.

by electriclattice October 5, 2016

U Mom Quad

Is U Mom more than gay? More than Tri? WELL! U Mom Quad means that she like Guys, Gurls, Helicopters, and Lamps.

Person1: U Mom Quad!
Person2: NO U
Person1: NANI?!?!

by Cyka Blyat KING September 24, 2018

ur mom gay

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

You'er Mom Gey

The Godly insults given by thy "smart people" some never truely never understand the real, and harsh words that come from ones lips when saying this insult to another. The only way to truely deflect this harsh, harsh insult is to summon the minds of the gods and reply "no u" it will save you'er life. Only mere mortals do not understand the grammar written to understand the harshness of these insults.

"Hey CHARLIE you'er mom gey"
"No u"
'NO U! You'er mom triple gey"

by _You'ermomgey_ April 6, 2018