When a guy is having anal with a girl and some of her shit gets stuck in his dick hole. She then sucks his dick and squeezes it, causing some shit to come out similar to a push pop candy.
by ramune26 November 20, 2014
1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
by Thora "Trif" Rogers September 22, 2006
basically what you do is go to taco bell (or your local taco establishment) and order like 10 cheesy bean and rice burritos,if you have the money. then you drive around until you stop at a red light and theres a car next to yours. as soon as the light turns green you whip one of the burritos at the innocent bystanders car and take off. repeat and enjoy!
dude we just pulled off the mexican drive-thru, and one of the burritos went through the guys open window! its all over the inside of his van!
by the bassist May 18, 2008
The act of taking someone out to dinner then going home for a nice game of twister....naked....with dead cats
in your second mother in laws basement, with a plastic bag over the dates head
in your second mother in laws basement, with a plastic bag over the dates head
Wanna have a Mexican hoe down??
by Petunia Pancakes September 16, 2007
Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico. The Mexican Fighting Spider is a very dangerous spider indeed. From the latin hexus nombdula spider, this spider is extremely large, well organised, been known to carry a wallet and is trained in the ancient arts of Tia Swin Do.
Scientists report a group of these spiders have been discovered in Shipley, mainly in the BD98 area and even towards Bradford. Residents and people in the areas are being told to evacuate as the Mexican Fighting Spiders begin to burn down homes and rob banks and charity shops.
by Dr. Monroe May 18, 2006
First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.
Can also be used as a derogatory term.
Can also be used as a derogatory term.
by The Hot Sausage June 15, 2010
"Did you do anything dirt nasty with your girlfriend last night?"
"Let's just say.. I'm a mexican gentleman."
"Let's just say.. I'm a mexican gentleman."
by Joey Gaskell January 13, 2012