by Patient happy March 14, 2010

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
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by Hair whisperer September 24, 2019

You like someones hair or you like them for there hair. It's kind of like the the suit affect but on hair (suit affect is from i Carly when specter wears a suit because the girl only likes him when he is wearing it.)
by 0ldZhandllee April 14, 2017

An intelligent man known as Anix on Youtube created this word. It is used when referring to the leaves on top of Spongebob Squarepants' iconic pineapple home.
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