Facebook

an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".

-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf

by zahraaatli September 23, 2022

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facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

by BrassBurns June 24, 2016

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facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016

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verb. To Facebook. When a company updates their DNS records to show they have no servers, thereby de-platforming themselves from the web. However, this is not enough to Facebook. Your own internal systems, including physical building security must be tied to your main public domain identity as well, meaning you can't simply send an update email, log in to any internal systems, open doors, send someone to reset the server, etc.

Did you hear TikTok is down right now?
No... did they Facebook?
Nah, they'll be up in a few minutes.

by mycroft16 October 4, 2021

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facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

by cynicald June 9, 2016

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