Chicken Jo

A very interesting nickname, can be defined by either the same as Joseph, Jonathan or even just Jo(e). This individual can be annoying at times, but is the awesome regardless and makes a valuable friend.

Dude! Did you hear about Chicken Jo(e)?!

I know right!

by Chicken Jo October 24, 2010

Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.

Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.

by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010

chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").

1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!

by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007

Chicken Planet

Chicken Planet is a collective organisation within the online console world for those who are utterly pish at all types of games.

Typical exchange often heard online between CP member and regular gamer:

'Chicken Planet is watching you, you're going down muthafka'

'Shut up you dozy fck wit, take your tablets before you piss yourself, you couldn't hit a barn door with a peashooter'

by An0nm May 27, 2008

Chicken of the Beads

Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea

After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.

by JumboCookie December 16, 2008

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014

chicken bombing

The act of throwing a live chicken into a person's face, preferably while in motion. Similar: dead chicken bombing; as above, using a deceased chicken.

Matt and I went chicken bombing from the golf cart this afternoon.

by c-bo May 1, 2014