Crack it bitch

to shut the fuck up typically used as an offense/insult to shut someone up intending that they cannot threaten you and cant beat you.

crack it bitch before i beat yo ass up

by lalaloopsyzyy April 30, 2025

crack

noun

Any sort of energy drink that would have similar effects as the drug crack but of no similar intensity. to have energy, be awake, peppy, etc. by means of an energy drink when one is tired or down.

Legal crack.

Student 1: You look tired. You had some 'crack' today?

Studnet 2: No. I stayed up all night studying. I should get some crack, huh?

by Foxracing808 January 24, 2008

Cracked badge

A police officer gone bad.

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."

by Bird the Word January 2, 2009

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

PIKEY CRACK

When someone from gypsy decent creates homemade crack out of some left other crack and sawdust, usaly made very cheep and sold for more on the market.

"Do you have any of that Pikey Crack?"

by BigOldAl69 December 28, 2016

sus crack

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.

Yo sus crack it before we get out.

by YoungCata February 21, 2019