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Black Hole

When a person is chowing down on another person's ass, the ass sucker makes a suction around the starfish with their mouth, but the starfish us unruly and sucks your lips in, much like a singularity absorbing all matter in its path.
Person 1: Word on the street says you've been hanging out with Deltrese again. You know she a ho, yeah?

Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.

Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.
by MLGStreamers.com May 12, 2016
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Black Dolphin

When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face
Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin
by Chris wim May 20, 2019
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Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.
Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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The black mirror

Two men book-ending while each is fucking a woman in the same position each couple is a mirror image of the other
Those two couples were doing the black mirror at that swingers party
by Mick diggler September 29, 2019
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black of spades

Blackofdpsdes.Com is a men's blog website featuring card sleights, coin sleights and magic.
Black of spades has made me a better man.
by Spaded May 24, 2016
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black vegas

A stoke-based band formerly known as Firechild with an asshole lead guitarist who's ego is a lot bigger than his penis.
A: Man that guy's such a typical band slag
B: Yep...Black Vegas
by most people July 15, 2005
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Black hole

Someone who is a very negative person. So negative, they suck the life out of you.
My grandmom constantly complaining and always seems miserable. She's such a black hole, it's getting more difficult hanging out with her.
by Brad34695 May 26, 2020
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