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The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
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what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"
person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum
by stellorcus August 13, 2024
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bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat
i sat and bed and started bumming my night away
by John Cast April 9, 2020
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bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”
by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018
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BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.
Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.
by Ring pirate November 27, 2017
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Bum

Man, that’s a bum.
by Jack Danniells October 13, 2018
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