Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

Ur Mom

A quite fat and mythical thing because of it's massive size.

No way! Is this Ur Mom? She's gonna eat the planet AHHHH!!!!

by RyzzyOnDaDictionary March 9, 2022

ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

ur mom

used to express excitement about question

What books do we need for school? Ur mom!!!

by umommy is a doggy March 5, 2021

UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

Ur bad

When someone who plays a game takes it too far and calls everyone bad and says L all the time. After a while that person will become mildly unliked due to their tormenting behavior.

Aidan Lee likes to play Minecraft and call people bad because he is pro at left clicking on his mouse rapidly. ur bad

by XxA_DiamondBlockxX May 23, 2018