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Short for „that’s on periodt“, meaning something like 'not up for debate' or '100% true'. Phrase preferrably used by girls and gays. Often used in combination with a particular hand movement as seen in the GIF, indicating there‘s no other way but death.
Girl 1: I love Nicki Minaj, she the queen of rap.
Girl 2: She woke up and chose facts, Top!
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Girl 1: Wow gurl, u so beautiful today, miss thinggg.
Girl 2: Top bitch!
by chanelgangsheet June 27, 2021
mugGet the Topmug.

top

Yo, she gave me some good ass top last night.
by ob1ivionn February 27, 2022
mugGet the topmug.

Top

Top is a man who gives another man anal sex.
by A_friendly_human May 28, 2018
mugGet the Topmug.

top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used
1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
by a dude, probably November 20, 2019
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just top button

Common slang for "just the top button"
"Hey, can you look up on urbanditionary what "just top button" is"

okay. <go to computer and enter "just the top button">

"The definition isn't here man. I guess i'll just enter in the definition"

<Enters the above into the definition>
by niggletss February 6, 2014
mugGet the just top buttonmug.

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
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Top-druff

When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff
That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)
by Therealspeller January 5, 2024
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