bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

bamboo taker by CKKD October 17, 2022

bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

bamboo taker by CKKD October 17, 2022

bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

bamboo taker by CKKD October 17, 2022

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

Lott Take by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022

hasan take 

a surface level take without nuance about intense subject matter.

Popularized by Twitch streamer Just Chatting

TwitchChatter1: Wow @Streamer that is completely wrong from what i-is actually happening. I-I-If you look at what people are actually saying you'd see the issue.
TwitchChatter2: @TwitchChatter1 that's such a hasan take bro.

hasan take by Ad Friends December 4, 2022

Low Take 

An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.

Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.

Low Take by freshprinceofsteveforest December 17, 2022

Furby take over 

This is used if u see multiple Furbys

random dude:omg It's a Furby take over

random dude2:what??

random dude:look

random dude2:*looks at 2 Furbys*really 2 Furbys....

UwU big Daddy its a Furby take over

Furby take over by Big UwU Daddy January 19, 2023