Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

Reverse bolton

A guy who doesn't believe he owes it to his superiors to kiss their asses or respect them, especially those who live hundreds or thousands of miles away. Also a guy who doesn't treat anybody like a subordinate or alienate them, no matter where they're from, he treats them like everybody else (whether its positive or negative). A guy who treats people as a friend until he finds out otherwise about them, but doesn't believe he owes anybody friendliness even if friendliness is what everyone else is doing.

The guy didn't have a career to speak of, mostly because he wasn't going to start kissing ass today if he wasn't doing it yesterday. He was a reverse Bolton.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Reverse cowgirl

Obviously a shmex position in which the אישה faces the איש in the opposite direction. Both people are wearing only cowboy hats and he sings Yankee Doodle while attempting to lasso her vaginal canal. If he succeeds then he must imitate and mimick horse noises, while she must stomp her feet and hands to mimick the galloping. This completes the role of an excited horse (just like the internal;) excitement). Howdy! Have fun! Pics or or didn’t happen:)

Moses: “Ginger, I’m really feeling it tonight how about a little reverse cowgirl;)”

Ginger: “i’ll grab the lasso”
Moses: “Don’t forget the hats;)”

by Sara Ginger Shapirta June 20, 2022

Reverse fanfan

When a black woman is being fucked by a white man who becomes addicted to black pussy forever.

I went to see my friend from Senegal the other day and was shocked to witness her being fucked by Kyle from England. His white pale skin on her black skin was a surprise. I became the witness of a reverse fanfan.

by Joliboi belbwa May 23, 2023

The Reverse Ryan McMahon

Using a baseball bat (typically a wooden one) to satisfy a women sexually. While the girth of the bat can be arousing, the receiver is also typically a fan of baseball, heightening the enjoyment. Regional term: typically rural USA & parts of Canada

"After Jenna banged the Atlanta Braves after they made the World Series, I now need to give here the Reverse Ryan McMahon just to get her off"

by Juan Lip March 22, 2022

Reverse Swipe

Automatic refund back to your debit card.

I didn't really like this CD, can you reverse swipe it for me?

by Laurenic May 25, 2008