Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015

gigantor porn

Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!

I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!

by RCGirth June 5, 2023

Porn Showers

*Derived from: Corn Showers

When you shower with sweet creamy corn.

"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."

by RubyRose_ April 13, 2023

Porn

Something you watch late at night and beat your meat to.

Kid: hey did you watch porn last night?
Also a kid: hell yeah!! I beat my meat too!

by Spicy, hot bitch March 19, 2021

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023