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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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poop pants no diaper

funny???????
poop pants no diaper is funny????????????
by Zecter April 6, 2021
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.
Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves
by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020
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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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Sock through the pant leg

Something so outta pocket you could pull your sock up through your pant leg
Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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pants on da ground

by LegenadryLegend21 December 28, 2016
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