top park

A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.

Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

by Mahour November 20, 2018

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.

I heard Gege got dat fiya top.

by zoe boy June 10, 2008

top of the mornin' to ya, laddies

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

top heavy

disproportionately heavy at the top so as to be in danger of toppling.

Aniyah is so damn top heavy she looks like a blue whale walking on legs.

by I'mBaby October 8, 2019

The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

by PerseusMB December 21, 2023

Total Top

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025