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Michael

Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋

-K.E.I.S
Michael
by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020
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Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
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michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
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Michael Jordy Ortiz

Some who is being Gay-Hitler
Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz
by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016
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Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023
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michael slivka

The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.
Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka
by Fortniteclutcher300 October 20, 2020
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Michael

He is gay and short and white ashell
by uubhj October 11, 2019
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