Meat slide

When you slide into the DM with a dick pic.

Hey man I heard you gave her the meat slide?
Yeah bro, but she never responded.

by TKFB January 3, 2017

meat blunt

Filthy sounding slang for a single Slim Jim eaten by multiple people in sequence.

The way you two are passing that Slim Jim around makes it look like a meat blunt.

by rurikloderr October 9, 2016

Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

by Hoe_Ass_Bitch__ May 18, 2018

meat hoons

a term commonly used to describe a woman's breasts.

Yo, check out that girl's meat hoons!

by heycheese June 19, 2009

window meat

The meat sold at 7-11 or other similar stores that sits around all day under heat lamps. Generally regarded as addicting and disgusting. Often acquired after long nights of heavy drinking.

Steve: I'm fucking hungry, bro. Let's grab some of these taquitos.
Dave: No! Don't eat the window meat. That's like rule #1.

by Talaqen August 11, 2011

meat shoes

when working in a fast food restaurant such as TACO BEL and the burger that falls to the floor gets stuck in the bottoms of your shoes.

the meat stuck to the bottoms of the shoes of a fast food employee such as at Taco Bel

One thing i hate about working there is comming home with meat shoes.

dayum is that smell commin from those meat shoes?

by fleebaggins December 3, 2007

Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

by Goder555 August 10, 2016