Lanley's Law

As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.

Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"

by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022

first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.

EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn

by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011

step-great-grandparent-in-law

Spouse's step-great-grandparent.

step-great-grandparent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

dumb law

Outdated laws that seem silly, but are still rules and regulations in the United States.

A dumb law in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

by Loretta621 February 02, 2012

charles' law

Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.

"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"

by 21stcenturyShakespeare February 25, 2024

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025