by dirty turkeys November 8, 2023

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"
"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"
by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

by Madame President June 2, 2018

by Mike7373736162 October 15, 2022

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
by Hillieanders May 12, 2019
