Death

The best thing ever to exist

Man that is death

by plasma shot12 March 18, 2019

Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

by Alinek March 24, 2019

Death

A unavoidable effect that happens when you live for too long, and god says that you need to move on.

I experienced death.

by jewkillnazi April 6, 2019

Death Insult

(A) word(s) so powerful, it cannot be destroyed. You can defend it and fire back, but it is the 2 words that you must use when somebody uses this against ur mum g@Y .You must use these words: No U.

SO, billy bOb woke up and thought of the greatest roast ever, a death insult, he knew it could be...
He went to his friend and said
Billy bOb:Ur mOm g@Y

Joe: ...no u

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

Death

A Painful thruth

A: You know everyone will die one day

B: Yep, death is a painful trhuth

by Alpha Flight April 21, 2019

Death by skittles

When you eat my skittles and I kill you

Me: where are my skittles?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by skittles.

by Digital street chicken May 1, 2019

Death

the only thing guarantied in life

that homework was the death of me

by secret phyco May 14, 2019