11th may

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking legend, you’re kind, beautiful, smart, hot and all that. never forget that

someone: omg that girl over there is so cool why?
me: she’s born on the 11th may that’s why
someone: okay then i understand

by idontlikeyouhusysojunoj November 24, 2021

May 17

A beautiful,shy,loving girl. She tried her best at drawing but still sucks at it. If you ever asked her out her big,strong💪🏽,and very handsome boyfriend Vash will tell you to “fuck off mate”(She also harasses Vash because of his dumpy)

Wow she is amazing! Her boyfriend is thicker than her did you know her birthday is on May 17

by Mylittlepomy76 November 23, 2021

May 24th

eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day

A: “hey did you hear what’s happening may 24th?”

B: “no? what’s happening?

A: “its eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day obviously 🙄”

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhi May 20, 2021

Step-Mai

A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.

Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl

by Anime_Waifuu February 1, 2021

Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025

May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

by viioal May 23, 2022