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David

a man who will yell at you in valorant
"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"
by pogermanpog November 28, 2021
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David

He's lit fam
david is lit
by David. Hdjjshr December 31, 2016
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david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017
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David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever
by Young thugga November 19, 2020
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you
Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀
by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022
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David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!
by Definitions964 December 1, 2019
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