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Tourette Syndrome

America's latest example of a double negative, along with Islam.
We can all laugh at HIV, AIDS, cancer, and a legion of other STDs and mental disorders, but - God forbid - we can't ever get away with making fun of some kid saying "FUCKING ASS LICKER" 20 times in twelve minutes.

That's Tourette Syndrome for ya.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 1, 2009
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Asperger Syndrome

Very similar to high functioning autism. People with Asperger Syndrome(aspies) are interesting to talk to if you happen to have the same special interest as them. They're also very rigid. That means they'll get mad as hell if you sit in their special spot. They also have no creativity. They also think people with HFA are more "disabled". That is true once in a while, but not always.
Aspie: I have Asperger Syndrome.
Person with HFA: I have high functioning autism.
Aspie: I'm more high functioning than you!
Person with HFA: No one cares.
by The Autistic December 14, 2011
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a disease where severe spaztastitation (spaz attacks) occur due to being introduced to unfamiliar feelings, light, or colors.
that chick who added this word had a severe case of Spaztastitationacatorium Syndrome.
by Living-sin March 2, 2008
mugGet the Spaztastitationacatorium Syndromemug.

Yeat Syndrome

Yeet syndrome is when someone says a verse from a Yeat song either in an argument,casually talking or randomly out loud
You don't exist
Take a Perc' in the Tonka, that's it,commonly used sign of yeat syndrome

suck on the bottom of my ballsack bitch do it look like i care,commonly used sign of yeat syndrome
by ReiMug October 15, 2022
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Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.
Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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zohan syndrome

brain usage goes down to 0% during video games. anybody who watches patient with this syndrome play videogames can have their brain physically shrunk by 15%. treatment can help but this condition is not curable
bro you are so bad at this game, get yourself checked for zohan syndrome
by therealladdu February 1, 2021
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yes syndrome

When someone habitually says yes to something, either without reflecting on whether they want to do it, or because they dislike or fear the consequences of saying no. Often women who have been brought up to be "nice polite girls" suffer from yes syndrome.
If you want some help, just ask Lisa. She never says no to helping anyone, because she's got yes syndrome.
I wanted to call in sick for work because of my cold, but then I didn't. I must be suffering from yes syndrome towards work.
by Pinkyfox November 17, 2013
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