bad potties

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

by Emmet Wendel June 4, 2016

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf

Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.

by JC Murray April 22, 2016

big bad dick

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce

snoop dogg hasa big bad dick

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

bad tee

A bad taste. Usually used by friends to mock each other regarding their choice if crushes.

You wanted to ate Claret? Bad Tee man! Seriously xD

by Hoopahhjpo July 31, 2016

My bad

My bad was originally My "bag". As in the phrase; "oops, my bag, cuz". Me and my brothers would say it all the time in the 80's when it became popular. But, for all the fucked-up retards who changed it and still say My bad...........FUCK YOU, RETARDS!!!!!

"Oops, my bag cuz" (not my bad)

by donotaskquestions January 21, 2018