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Monkey Cult

A group of based individuals who are chill and funny , we all got each others backs, so if you fuck with someone in Monkey Cult then you'll be fucking with all of us. all monkey cult members got 100% swag
"Eyo bro we should ditch Combat Wombat Discord Server For Monkey Cult"
by P3regrinus April 14, 2021
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Mud monkey

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep
Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*
by InfernalD April 15, 2021
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marshmallow monkey

A yt person
by The Quan May 21, 2021
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monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d
If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.
I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..
by airzone April 30, 2021
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monkey critic

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.
by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021
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