Mexican Fruity Pebbles

When a male gags himself until he vomits into a females gapping ass then they both continue to drink it out with silly straws

"So how'd your date with Drew go?!"
"It was amazing he gave me a bowl of Mexican fruity pebbles!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 02, 2017

mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

by sh0gg0th March 30, 2007

mexican pants

in mexico pantalones de los hombres are for men!! In caleefornia dah women wear pants.

In San Francisco some wearing Purple mexican pants are not women but HOMBRES!

In the FOG one ( mujeres ? ) asked, yaaah whaa blow horn (aahooh aahooh) man they have some BIG FOG horns..

Crazy norte americanos

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

mexican bean fever

a type of illness Mexicans exhibit resulting in a high fever; usually occurring during the weekend resulting in staying home sick on Mondays, however the illness normally passes by within a day, making said Mexican ready for work by Tuesday. Disease generally reoccurs multiple Mondays and is incurable.

Mike is was absent Monday as he had Mexican Bean Fever

by Mathais Rice October 15, 2007

mexican apple thief

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)

I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.

by jzilla May 05, 2007

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005

Mexican trunk snake

The sexual act of having a partner, usually that of the Mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. Then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners anus. This is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bloody underwear.

Craig: Hey Joe, how was your trip to Mexico City?
Joe: Pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a Mexican trunk snake.
Craig: Oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce...
Joe: Yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.

Craig: Damn... better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.

by smittyyboyy August 20, 2010