clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

what's your clark kent job?

by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003

rim job

The act of compensation to one whom has illegaly obtained the circular devices required for motion upon a motor-driven vehicle.

I got payed for an easy rim job.

by Deine Mutter June 20, 2004

Pacific Rim Job

Receiving a rim job while watching the movie Pacific Rim.

"Dude, I went to see the movie Pacific Rim with my girlfriend and she gave me a Pacific Rim Job."

by Kaiju in the face May 23, 2014

harsh hand job

A variation of the classic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect penis in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. The harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man's legs or backwards with her buttocks facing the man in an almost "reverse cowgirl" position.

"I got caught going through my girlfriend's roomate's used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out I had to submit to a harsh hand job. She kept getting me hard then smacking my dick while scolding me for being a pervert. I never ejaculated so much in my life."

by achingjohnson December 30, 2011

forced hand job

Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)

"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."

"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."

"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008

half-ass job

To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.

The slacker did a half-ass job putting up the fence

by Randii November 20, 2007

blow job bun

A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.

named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.

shortened to bj bun

- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!

- looks like a blow job bun to me!

by 30834207 October 5, 2011