Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”
And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.
by Monkfield June 08, 2020
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murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 27, 2021
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Bonco's Law

When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
by yohan_blake69 January 11, 2019
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mcclane's law

the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie
{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
by BToxic December 31, 2017
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Its Law

A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*

person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"

Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024
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great-niece-in-law

1. The granddaughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The granddaughter of one's spouse's sibling.
My great-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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