Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

cream puff

When you nut in someone's belly button

"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."

by finebootygirl August 11, 2017

Cream

Another word for orgasm

I made her cream last night

by Just a gay guy no homo August 2, 2022

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.

The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.

by Othelia January 10, 2016

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 12, 2011

Room for Cream

When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.

Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM

by suki91 October 5, 2011

Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).

My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.

by N8-2d2 January 26, 2024