douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

by Duncsway May 15, 2007

Music Douching

When a radio station constantly plays certain songs by an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish they would stop Music Douching that song, it's getting annoying.

by scott mccowan December 9, 2008

Douche bag 9000

A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.

Donall O Brien is SUCH a douche bag 9000, I wish he'd just shut up!!!!!

by devinerocks February 29, 2008

industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

by xenu! May 22, 2008

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

Aging Hippie Liberal Douche

A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.

Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.

by Yalts March 30, 2008