Always the first to pass out on the sesh. A complete mong, gets all the women but has trouble keeping them due to his abnormally small penis. Loves videogames and anime girls with big tits. People are usually unsure of his ethnic background
I cant believe I saw bens dick in McDonald’s. I’m not sure whether he’s a shower or a grower, I’d give him a good 5 inches.
by sugartitties9000 March 31, 2019
Get the Benmug. 
Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.
Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.
Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.
Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
Get the Ben affleckmug. by 4my005 December 12, 2022
Get the benmug. 
I very strange person that likes to hide in bushes. He never wins and messes up right at the end of anything. But he has a interesting laugh.
by ElijahWahl March 3, 2019
Get the Ben Stearnesmug.