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kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006
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National Boy Kiss Girl Day

On October 5th is National Boy kiss girl day. A boy has to kiss his girlfriend or boyfriend .
“Oh today is national Boy kiss Girl day.” “ I’m going to kiss my girlfriend!”
by David Trump October 4, 2018
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national kiss ur gf day

NATIONAL KISS UR GF DAY
Boyfriend: hey

Girlfriend: what’s up?
Boyfriend: (kisses her)
Girlfriend: it must be January 16th
by Liz_urbandictionary November 24, 2019
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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"
by DieZelBag August 13, 2015
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On October 7th, it is your civic duty to kiss you’re girlfriend day. It could be your first or could be your last, you’ll figure that out. But have fun!
by Carl Pa. October 5, 2020
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