Ass Clown

Another term for jackass. Someone that is weird and mentally jacked up.

Jesse- "He is an insane ass clown dead-eyed killer."

by em2020 September 8, 2014

ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

Cheeseburger Ass

1. When a persons bottom looks so good that you want to eat it like a cheeseburger.

2. When someone's butt is so well proportioned it looks like two cheeseburger buns smuggled in their britches.

"Damn bro look at that cheeseburger ass over there"

"She got that ass look so good make you wanna eat that bitch like a drunk person at McDonald's after the bars close"

by Bobislegend March 10, 2016

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

Spraycan Ass

The day after effect you get when you eat wings or mexican food.

th0se fucking tac0s gave me SprayCan Ass!! i shit h0t fire!!!

by Just a guy stating the obvious September 26, 2005

asses to be kicked

A phrase used by a bully to sort out whose ass he will kick next. a simple way of filing in ones head.

ok i kicked george's ass now all i have on my asses to be kicked is joe and roger...

by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005

kangaroo ass

a fine ass, not huge, but one that you just have to grab on to. one that when a girl walks by, your eyes just automatically follow its bouncing movement, like a jumping kangaroo.

"Damn, dude, you see the ass on her? my head spun around so fastt I cracked my neck."

"Yeah, man, she got a kangaroo ass!"

by aussie_skank_boner January 24, 2010