"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
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3) An actual player who scores a lot of pussy.
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