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A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025
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Potato is my friend.
by The Potato Baron February 11, 2020
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by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019
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Potato - Bored or Boredom

Potato can also be used as an insult or to summon the potato gods
Potato - I'm bored

By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.

YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.
by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020
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A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.
Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021
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The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort
Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.
by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018
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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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