Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018

Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

by angel555 September 16, 2010

Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 9, 2022