Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

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brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024

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Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja

During intimate sexual sessions, the partner that makes all the moves, does all the work, top to bottom and all four corners.

“Wow, I watched their video and that dude was all over the place and doing all the work upside down and all around. A straight up Cyber Cerebral Sexual Ninja!”

by Rappin James January 17, 2026

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Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026

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