Brain itch

A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.

Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.

by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025

Brain rot

Brain rot, sometimes written as "Brain rot", when used in Internet, means a type of content that doesn't carry any new knowledge and only has a target of consuming time of the viewer. In most cases, used when describing certain content, such as most Videos on TikTok and YouTube videos made by channels that have Kids as their target audience, which are made only to support attention and shortening children's attention span.
"Brainrot", as a word, became popular in fall 2023 to present day, with introduction of Skibidi Toilet.

"Remember Karen's daughter? She can't get her off the Ipad when she watches whatever Brain rot it is."

by Average_Catnap4 January 17, 2025

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.

"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."

by Grebboblio January 24, 2025

Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.

His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!

by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025

Brain rot

the supposed mental or intellectual decline of a person.

Having a brain rot attention span is so infuriating!

by HammyBurger69 January 28, 2025