1. Dick-Eating Syndrome, medically known as “DES,” is a known condition where one gives another a major knob polishing verbally . “DES” is indicated when you embellish another person, usually a man to man scenario. People struck with “DES” are also referred to as “Peter-Eaters” or “Knob-Slobbers.”
1. “Wow man that’s a sick car.”
“Shut your ass up boy you got ‘DES’”
2. “Jon your dick is so massive, please bend me over.”
Jon: “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No, why?”
Jon: “Idk man you are really munching on my pork-sword, I think you have a bad case of ‘DES.’”
“Shut your ass up boy you got ‘DES’”
2. “Jon your dick is so massive, please bend me over.”
Jon: “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No, why?”
Jon: “Idk man you are really munching on my pork-sword, I think you have a bad case of ‘DES.’”
by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023
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by YoureMyBestie<3 November 24, 2021
Wow! Great post!😀 or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud😂😂😂😂😂😂 My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am😎😎😜 like a boss!!!😎✝️
An example of a good Instagram caption on des’ account is, “Wow! Great post!😀 or how the kid these days say it, LIT post! Lol! You sir deserve yourself a #hashtaglike on this post because it totally made me laugh out loud😂😂😂😂😂😂 My two sons will sure to love this #meme! They will appreciate the hip and cool mother I am😎😎😜 like a boss!!!😎✝️“
by Guest3628283627822992 March 27, 2018
Des is everyones favorite person. She is a sweet and caring person, who's always there for everyone! She has a great personality and is also a great person in general. The most beautiful girl you'll ever see! All in one, des is an angel!
by 12345k October 03, 2018
She was the one which i can talk to the whole day with non-stop conversations.We rarely ever run out of topics to talk about.She opened up and talked about her life.I once thought she was the one.Till 10/9/2022 I still think she's the one.Unfortunately she's not ready.Welp.I LOST.
I once thought Des was the one.
by LUX_FILM September 10, 2022