Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

simp

mattp53

youre such a simp matt

by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020

simp

A derogatory term for a guy who treats girls/women well. Frequently used by sexists

Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!

Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp

by max_212 April 12, 2020

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.

Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

SIMP

A highly contagious disease. Transmitted by attractive women but can only effect 9 year old fortnite kids on instagram.

You're a simp.

by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020

Simp

Literally Gabe 🐥

Gabe is the biggest simp

by Jay...<3 September 18, 2021

Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021