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Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019
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Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!
Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!
by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019
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china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018
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DeadZone day

The holiday where we don't use our phones for a day and actualy Be social with family and friends
Guy#1 Happy DeadZone day

Guy#2 what?
by TheKingOfTheWalruses September 20, 2018
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thrust day

every 17th of may, you are given the freedom to thrust ANYONE without permission
" Man I can't wait for Thrust Day to be over!"
by notavirgin67 June 2, 2018
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Alexis Day

Alexis is sweet and annoying, caring and short, blond and bossy and is always there for a slap. I love her but if i could i would kill her at times. shes sexy and loves a feed at maccas
rando- alexis is rlly bitchy

Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being
by SWIM.SHADY June 28, 2019
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Yonder Day

"Barry, can we get Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks" -hans
"We got Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks Yonder Day" -barry
"Fuck" -hans
by Heinrich Himmler July 20, 2019
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