My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

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Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 28, 2013

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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

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slurp that pussy like water

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

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Hot Dog Water

A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.

Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.

Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?

How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?

by Jimmer Bolt June 17, 2012

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