chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.

Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies

I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

INCEL therapy

INCEL therapy or the map out the Invisable landscape out of the "friendzone"

This is loosely based on self-help CBT

Relationships for Dummies

Personal Bounderies for Dummies

The complete and total Idiots Guide to Flirting

The complete and total Idiots Gude to Intamacy

Further reading

Marriage for dummies
The complete and total Idiots Guide to Parenting

Grandparenting
Seppsrenting

Have you tried CBT INCEL therapy yet?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that

by oc-la October 26, 2007

NO-AH GOING THERE!

A saying used to be a comic way of saying "Don't go there." Invented by two girls who go to NAHS in Naples, Italy back in 2006 while looking at a yearbook picture of a graduate, Noah Going. They thought it was really funny how his name could be turned into a sentence if you said it right. Also, this kid got his ring finger cut off by hopping over a fence with a ring on, and the ring got caught on the fence and tore off his finger!! Due to this story, the saying is often accompanied by pointing with your middle finger, imitating the fact he didn't have a pointer finger.

Mel says to her friend as she tries to steal one of her french fries, "NO-AH GOING THERE!"
Meg in reply, "NO-ah going here?"
Mel, "YEAH! NO-AH GOING ANYWHERE!!"

by Lissa R. M. August 18, 2008